At the end of this season...
Dal, Jankom Pog, Rok-Tahk
and Murf finally arrive at Starfleet Academy.
Yes!
Oh-ho yeah.
Do you think you could get admitted-
And pass an entrance exam?
Yes.
Of course.
Rhetorical question.
We could not get into the Starfleet,
I think everybody knows that.
I guess we'll find out.
I don't think I'm gonna be able to do it.
Okay.
Captain Janeway and Tom Paris get turned into salamanders.
I'm gonna say fact.
-Oh yes. -Yes.
-We know that. -Fact.
We have deeply researched that episode.
There are traces of human DNA.
It's them.
Fact.
I can assure you.
Lots of little salamanders
which we had in the turbolift after clasping each other.
A transporter accident turns Captain Picard
and crew mates into kids.
-Fact. -Fact.
That's totally something we would write.
Yes.
That sounds like something I wanna see.
Fact.
And they remain that way for the rest of the series.
A mind-meld gone awry causes Spock
to switch bodies with his fiancée T'Pring.
I do know Spock to be a very serious person.
and I also would like to watch him
switch bodies with his fiancée.
So I'm gonna say fact.
I'm gonna say fact.
Things have not returned to as they should be.
Yes, I just watched that.
-Just watched it. -Fact, fact, fact.
Fact, fantastic episode.
Fact.
Good job, Brett.
The Borg Queen sings an '80s pop song at a cocktail party.
I've never seen this woman at a party.
I'm going to say fact,
because my Borg Queen was Alice Krige.
And I know her to have a beautiful voice.
And I know her to have a cocktail or two when she wants to.
Fiction.
I'm gonna say fact,
just to try to get another point off of Kevin.
Imma say fiction.
Unless she's trying to kill everybody
and lure them with the '80s pop song.
It worked.
Ensign Tilly is transported to a subspace mushroom world
where she meets her childhood friend who is made of fungus.
Having a childhood friend made of fungus gives me facts.
It's me silly Tilly.
This is of course a fact.
This is an indisputable fact.
Fact.
Don't you remember?
I'm May from junior high.
I'm May from junior high, we were friends.
Captain Archer's, beloved beagle pees on a tree
causing an intergalactic incident.
Fiction.
There are no dogs in Star Trek.
Right?
I'm gonna call fiction on this.
We really wanna watch beagles peeing in space.
Not really.
Anyway, where would the pee go?
I'm gonna say fiction because I ain't seen a beagle,
and I ain't seen a tree.
That sounds like a fact
that I don't know if we wouldn't write.
That sounds like a fact.
Quark, Rom, and Nog go back in time
and become the aliens who crashed in Roswell, New Mexico,
in 1947.
Facts.
Because that's fun, and I know Star Trek,
y'all like to add it in in the real world
so to make us believe that it's all real.
So Imma say facts on that one.
That's a fact.
-Fact. Amazing. -That's a fact.
Amazing.
I'm sure this is fact.
It so absolutely sounds like something
Star Trek writers would love to write.
And I'm sure they had a marvelous time.
The 20th century!
You mean we traveled back through time?
More than 400 years.
How'd I do?
[Interviewer] They're all true.
They're all true?
That's fun, Star Trek is fun.