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Computer, 35 churros in
an unmarked paper bag.

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Hot.

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If I could build a companion doll

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like my character Ransom did-

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Do you pick a food you like?

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Or do you pick a food
that would be good

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to make a companion out of?

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If I get to eat it, I want
it to be like, nachos.

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I feel like I've gone
to the grocery store

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and wanted 35 Granny Smith apples

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in an unmarked paper bag before.

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So I'm gonna go ahead and say
Granny Smith apples, yeah.

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Be like a hamburger.

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This is gonna gross everybody out,

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but I love peanut butter.

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I gotta go pumpkins.

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I love the fall.

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I'm running through all
these answers in my head.

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You say hard boiled eggs.

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That's an unsettling image.

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A person made of olives.

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That's very scary.

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I think I would make a
companion out of noodles.

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Be sushi.

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He keeps it refreshed.

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The hardest part would be
keeping my sushi friend fresh.

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Ham?

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'Cause people are kind of ham?