Hey, can you sign my padd?
Of course! I love my fans,
for small price plus bar tax and processing fees.
Quark!
Sorry to interrupt.
This is Captain Freeman of the Cerritos.
She and her crew are here on important Starfleet duty.
You look radiant, Captain.
Ah, pass.
Oh, I love Starfleet.
I do a lot of business in Federation space.
Quark is our resident entrepreneur.
I did expand my simple bar into 21 franchises
across the Alpha Quadrant.
And somehow I remain humble.
What are you talking about?
Can't people just replicate drinks?
None of your outdated Starfleet replicators
can make what I have to offer.
My unique design gives our refreshments that special zing.
I've been crafting them for years.
So, Captain, do you think there's room
at Starfleet Academy for a Quark's?
Um, no.