(intense music begins)
- Starfleet, get your Starfleet!
Prepare yourself for Warp 10 excitement!
Discover the undiscovered country!
(music continues)
- The U.S.S. Cerritos remains impounded
while their captain stands trial.
- Have you lost your mind?
- [News Anchor] Captain Carol Freeman stands...
- I can't believe this.
- I wonder how Mariner's taking it?
- Oh, I'm takin' it.
Taking it to the limit!
- Did you time your entrance to say that?
- What? No.
- Oh yeah. She did. (drink slurping)
- Starfleet isn't all about being fed fruit
by erotic aliens with slightly different nose ridges.
- I could get real used to this kind of treatment.
- Sometimes you gotta get your hands dirty.
- It's on.
- This was an unauthorized launch.
- So begins the greatest adventure of your lives.
- Yeah!
(screams)
- These broken rocks are reading our nightmares.
- But I don't like my nightmares!
- Behold!
(gasps)
- So magical!
- There's gonna be times when you need
to make a mess of things before you can fix them.
(man screaming)
Like how I'm gonna have to cut this guy's foot off
so we can grow him a new one.
- Wait, what was that?
(chainsaw buzzes) (man screams)
- Whatever happens,
we're gonna be right beside you.
- We're in this together.
- Help!
Ahh!
- Woo hoo!
- Let's go!
- My head.
- For Starfleet!
- Hell yeah.
- Ah, woo!
(intense music continues)
- I can't believe we're in Deep Space 9.
- Wait, wait, just buy me some time.
- Um, sir, how do we do that?
- I don't know.
Just circle around and pretend we're in awe of the pylons.
(triumphant music)
- Um. - Just keep circling.