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(intense music)

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<v Capt>Attention all hands,</v>

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report to your commanding officers.

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(high intensity music)

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We have to work together.

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<v ->Look alive, people.</v>

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<v Capt>Our lives will be on the line.</v>

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But we are Starfleet, and we never

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back down from a challenge.

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(high intense music)

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<v Capt>Oh, and the ballroom dancing competition</v>

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will have to be postponed.

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(thud)

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(intense music)

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<v ->Ah, nothing ruins breakfast like a work assignment.</v>

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<v ->I smell adventure.</v>

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<v ->Ugh.</v>
<v ->Ugh.</v>

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<v ->Every ship in the fleet depends on</v>

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officers like us to keep them running.

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(smash)

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(sizzle)

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<v ->Fricking radiation.</v>

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(screaming)

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<v ->Collecting weird space crap is part</v>

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of the fun of Starfleet.

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(explosion)

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<v ->Brace for impact.</v>

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(intense music)

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I'm okay. It's just a fracture.

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(bone snap)

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<v ->Just! oh God. I can't even look at it.</v>

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(intense music)

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<v ->I got blown up.</v>

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(laughing)

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That's Starfleet.

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(high intense music)

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<v ->I think we're in trouble.</v>

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<v ->This is not good.</v>

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(screaming)

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<v ->You will be assimilated.</v>

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<v ->Can't have that.</v>

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(glass breaking)

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<v ->Woo-hoo!</v>

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(intense music)

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<v ->Phaser rifle, nice.</v>

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Now how are those different from regular phasers?

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<v ->Uh, they take two hands.</v>

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(intense music)