Ugh.
Personal log. I'm trapped because of a computer glitch.
Or perhaps it is I who is the glitch.
[Computer] Personal log cannot be recorded.
I'm gonna die,
and it's all because of this stupid plate!
Don't do it, Bradward, not the plate!
Oh God, oh, no, no, no!
Oh no, no!
Ah!
I do exist!
- Tom Paris! - A Kazon!
Tom Paris, can I just say that I'm a really huge fan,
- and I have a plate for you— [Tom Paris yelling]