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<v ->Rutherford! The visiting</v>

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crew's going to be here any minute.

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Hey, if I part my hair like this, do I look more promotable

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or less, more, less, more, less?

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<v ->Yeah, sure.</v>

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<v ->You didn't even look!</v>

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<v ->Sorry, It's this transporter, man.</v>

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I'm trying to make it go .07 seconds faster.

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Mariner wouldn't help me test it.

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She said she wanted to wait until I ironed out the kinks,

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but how am I supposed to do that

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if nobody's going to help me test it?

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<v ->Oh, I'll do it, I can tell the new captain</v>

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that in my spare time I enjoy improving efficiency.

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<v ->Okay, cool.</v>

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I'll just transport you back and forth super quick,

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real easy.

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<v ->Okay, beam me up.</v>

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I mean, Boim me up.

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You know what I'm saying?

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<v ->Okie dokie.</v>

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(transporter noise)

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That was like half a second faster than normal!

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I can't believe it's working.

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<v ->Ooh, run me through it again.</v>

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Do it again, do it again.

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(transporter noise)

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(laughs)

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<v ->Oh man, I thought I solved this.</v>

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<v ->What?</v>

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<v ->Sorry, it's just the last part</v>

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of the transporter process it can be a bit sticky.

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<v ->Sticky, am I going to die?</v>

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<v ->Nope, you're just off by like one millicochrane</v>

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it's just cosmetic.

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<v ->What's that noise, is that me?</v>

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<v ->You hardly notice it.</v>

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<v ->You got to fix me before the</v>

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visiting crew gets here.

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I can look like this.

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<v ->What?</v>