-: Rutherford! The visiting
crew's going to be here any minute.
Hey, if I part my hair like this, do I look more promotable
or less, more, less, more, less?
-: Yeah, sure.
-: You didn't even look!
-: Sorry, It's this transporter, man.
I'm trying to make it go .07 seconds faster.
Mariner wouldn't help me test it.
She said she wanted to wait until I ironed out the kinks,
but how am I supposed to do that
if nobody's going to help me test it?
-: Oh, I'll do it, I can tell the new captain
that in my spare time I enjoy improving efficiency.
-: Okay, cool.
I'll just transport you back and forth super quick,
real easy.
-: Okay, beam me up.
I mean, Boim me up.
You know what I'm saying?
-: Okie dokie.
(transporter noise)
That was like half a second faster than normal!
I can't believe it's working.
-: Ooh, run me through it again.
Do it again, do it again.
(transporter noise)
(laughs)
-: Oh man, I thought I solved this.
-: What?
-: Sorry, it's just the last part
of the transporter process it can be a bit sticky.
-: Sticky, am I going to die?
-: Nope, you're just off by like one millicochrane
it's just cosmetic.
-: What's that noise, is that me?
-: You hardly notice it.
-: You got to fix me before the
visiting crew gets here.
I can look like this.
-: What?