(dramatic music)
(muttering)
(energetic music)
-: What I don't understand is how
you were able to identify our counterparts so quickly.
-: It's far easier for you as civilized men
to behave like barbarians than it was
for them as barbarians to behave like civilized men.
I assume they returned to their enterprise
at the same time you appeared here.
-: Probably however, that Jim Kirk will find a few changes.
If I read my spots correctly.
-: Jim I think I liked him with a beard better,
gave him character.
Of course almost any change would be a distinct improvement.
(laughs)
-: What worries me is the easy way
his counterpart fitted into that other universe.
I always thought Spock was a bit of a pirate at heart.
-: Indeed gentlemen,
may I point out that I had an opportunity to
observe your counterparts here quite closely?
They were brutal, savage, unprincipled,
uncivilized, treacherous, in every way.
Splendid examples of homo sapiens,
the very flower of humanity.
I found them quite refreshing.
(loopy music)
-: I'm not sure, but I think we've been insulted.
-: I'm sure.
(screeching)