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<v ->Flip a coin? Pick a card?</v>

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<v ->Doctor.</v>
<v ->Oh, I'm all right.</v>

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I'm a hologram. I don't get injured.

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I don't feel pain.

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I don't die.

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Unlike some people I could tell you about. (laughs)

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For example, two patients.

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Both injured, both in imminent danger.

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(tense orchestral music)

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Don't touch me!

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I'm a hologram.

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Photonic energy. Don't waste your time.

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<v ->Neelix to security.</v>

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Send a team to the mess hall, please.

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<v ->A whole team, Mr. Neelix?</v>

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Throwing a little party, are we? (chuckles)

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Why, I attended a party just recently.

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A birthday party for a very nice young woman.

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I made a decision there, too.

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Several of them, in fact. (chuckles)

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When I came through the door,

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do I turn right or do I turn left?

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As I recall, I decided on the latter.

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Then, what should I see before me

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but the hors d'oeuvre tray, and another decision.

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Do I take a canape or refuse?

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Oh, that's an easy one.

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I'm a hologram. I don't eat. (laughs)

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<v ->Something's wrong with him.</v>

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<v ->Don't you know it's rude</v>

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to refer to somebody in the third person?

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You had a choice, Mr. Neelix.

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Should I do something rude or not do something rude?

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<v ->Doctor, we must return to sickbay.</v>

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<v ->Why should I?</v>

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What if I don't want to return to sickbay?

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What if I decide not to return to sickbay?

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No, I don't choose this.

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Leave me alone! Let me go!

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Why did she have to die?

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Why did I kill her?

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Why did I decide to kill her? Why?

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Somebody tell me why!

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<v ->It was downhill from there.</v>