(light music)
Narrator: Welcome, one and all,
to the most wonderful time of the year!
Did you know that,
in human cultures,
the Winter Solstice is almost universally celebrated?
Well, far be it from me to keep the rest of the galaxy
from experiencing this joyous time.
Come and join us for Ice Skating,
Snowball Fights,
Traditional Klingon Fishing
Gummy Kos'kari!
(dramatic music)
Borg Assimilated Snowmen,
Snowconians,
and a personal favorite friend of mine.
(growling)
(maniacal laughing)