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(classic "Star Trek" remix)

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<v ->Joy of thinking about
sharing myself with the guests</v>

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is that everybody is comfortable.

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It puts us on such a human level.

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It's what I think this is all about,

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my being able to look into your eyes,

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your being able to look into mine,

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and go, we're all in this together.

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When we're on an excursion,

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we can be amazed that a
sea turtle just swam by,

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like happened yesterday in the bay,

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with us in the water.

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It's a shared experience.

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<v ->Well, yesterday, I led an expedition</v>

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of, I think, 74 Star Trek
fans, snorkeling expedition.

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And the great thing about it,

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we had a terrific

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company that owned the,

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that was the contractor
for the snorkeling cruise.

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The were an all-women crew.

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We had a female captain,

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I told her the moment I got on the ship

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that I was used to
serving a female captain.

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I don't think she got why I said that

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until she was told by everybody else

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that we were a Star Trek cruise.

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It's a bonding experience with the fans

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to go on one of the excursions with them.

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On the last cruise in Jamaica,

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we climbed a waterfall together,

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which was a little dangerous, frankly.

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And I think that really
did bring us all together

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when I fell down and
they kind of caught me.

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And then other people fell down worse,

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so it wasn't just the old guy
from Star Trek who fell down.

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There was no real danger.

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I led another expedition in San Juan

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to go around the old town,

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and then we learned how to make mofongo,

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and how to drink mojitos,
which I already knew.

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<v ->The only thing that was surprising to me</v>

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was on my hosted excursion
that I did yesterday,

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we did a shot of all of
us standing on the beach,

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of everyone on my excursion.

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And then later towards the end

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when we were about to leave,

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they said, "Let's do one in the water."

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So we had everyone behind me in the water,

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and we took that shot,

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and then I started making everyone laugh,

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telling them funny stories,

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and so they all kind
of formed this circle.

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And we were all just bobbing
and moving (laughing)

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with the surf and everything.

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And just the look on
the faces of the people

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that were on the beach

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that were not part of this cruise

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and another cruise ship,

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they were just all looking out there,

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thinking, who is the
Asian Jesus in the water

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with all these (laughing)
people surrounding him?

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And so I made a joke about
that in the comedy act,

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that I was baptizing people.

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I baptize you in the name of Harry Kim,

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bringing them up out of the water,

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so super fun, super fun.

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