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So the moons decaying orbit
could cause catastrophic

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blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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Okay, okay.

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The real news is I get
to have lunch

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with the coolest, smartest officer

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in Starfleet, Barbara Brinson,

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who also happens to
be my girlfriend.

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That's right!

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Ugh!

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We met a month ago and
it's just been magical.

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Oh, boy.

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Here we go.

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Log number one million
about girlfriend Barb.

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You know, I'm sorry,

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but I'm starting to think that Barb

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might not actually exist.

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Oh ho ho, she's real.

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She's as real as a hopped up Q
on Captain Picard Day.

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Let me guess.

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When we meet her,

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it'll weirdly have to be
on the holodeck.

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Hey, I don't do that anymore.

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<v ->Okay?</v>
<v ->Sure you don't, man.</v>

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But just so you know,

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I am still gonna try
waving my hand through her.

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Please don't.

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<v ->I'm gonna.</v>
<v ->You're gonna hit skin.</v>

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Well, if I do, it's the
cost of doing business.