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<font color=#EBD657FF>Welcome to the Holodeck, easily</font>
<font color=#EBD657FF>the best part of the ship.</font>

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<font color=#EBD657FF>[Boimler] The warp core is the</font>
<font color=#EBD657FF>best part of the ship,</font>

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<font color=#EBD657FF>followed by the bridge,</font>
<font color=#EBD657FF>the photon torpedo tubes,</font>

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Cetacean Ops-

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<font color=#EBD657FF>- Dude, the warp core is</font>
<font color=#EBD657FF>just a big glowing tube.</font>

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I love the warp core.

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The warp core rules!

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<font color=#EBD657FF>[Mariner] No, it doesn't.</font>

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Computer, find us a beach in Hawaii.

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[Gasps]

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<font color=#EBD657FF>[Tendi] What is this?</font>

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This stuff is crazy.

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What does it do?

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<font color=#EBD657FF>Oh, it just gets everywhere</font>
<font color=#EBD657FF>and gives you a rash.</font>

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You get a rash from sand?

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What, you don't?

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No, nobody does.

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Oh, God.

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I always do.

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Go ahead, take her for a spin.

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<font color=#EBD657FF>Computer, can you put us in</font>
<font color=#EBD657FF>the Adashake Center on Orion?</font>

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<font color=#EBD657FF>Wow, I never made time</font>
<font color=#EBD657FF>to go before I enlisted.</font>

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Pretty cool, right?

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<font color=#EBD657FF>You can go almost</font>
<font color=#EBD657FF>anywhere you can imagine.</font>

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C'mon, Boimler, give it a whirl.

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I don't know.

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<font color=#EBD657FF>C'mon, there has to be</font>
<font color=#EBD657FF>somewhere you'd love to be.</font>

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Ummm...

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<font color=#EBD657FF> Computer, show us the warp core.</font>

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Wow, amazing!

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What an impressive feat of engineering.

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You really bum me out sometimes.

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<font color=#EBD657FF>[Over Comm] Ensign Boimler,</font>
<font color=#EBD657FF>report to the bridge.</font>

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You work on the bridge?

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<font color=#EBD657FF>Yeah, that's right, because</font>
<font color=#EBD657FF>they appreciate people</font>

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who follow the rules.

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Who's boring now?

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On my way.

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Wow, does he get to go up there a lot?

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<font color=#EBD657FF>Nah, just whenever someone</font>
<font color=#EBD657FF>spills a drink or something.</font>

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Computer, load Mariner program

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"All-Nude Olympic Training Facility."

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You might wanna back up a bit.

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Wow, this is a very detailed program.