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Welcome to security.

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Why don't we throw you into the fire

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and see if you burn?

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Computer, initiate combat simulation

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Smorgasborg.

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[Computer] Initiating.

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Ah! Borg!

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Oh crap, I don't know how to fight!

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I don't know how to fight!

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Maybe this thing does?

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[laughs] Okay.

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Oh, I can do that!

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Take that! Chop, chop, bang!

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In the name of the prophets!

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I put people into that simulation

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so they can learn how to

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deal with defeat!

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Ensign, you are
a natural-born warrior!

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Oh! Okie dokie!