-: Hey everybody, we're the writers of Lower Decks,
and we're going play a quick game of Mad Libs.
You guys ready?
-: We're ready! All: Yeah!
(low engine roar)
-: Mike McMahon, creator of Star Trek: Lower Decks.
-: Ann Kim. -: M. Willis.
-: Go ahead. -: Garrick Bernard.
-: Chris Kula.
-: Ben T. Rogers, writer, Lower Decks.
(laughs) (phaser blasts)
-: Burbank, anybody beat Burbank?
(laughs)
Do you have a better one?
-: No, no I was going to say-
-: Well why don't you tell him a noun?
You can give him a good noun.
-: Oh, cantaloupe. -: Good noun.
-: Cantaloupe, great.
-: Ah, cantaloupe.
(phaser blasts)
-: Poodle. -: Jamaharon. Poodle?
-: Yeah. -: All right, poodle.
(laughs) (phaser blasts)
-: Think of a number. -: 94?
-: 94, (laughs) Ann jumped on that one.
She's like (beep) yeah, 94!
(phaser blasts)
-: Flagellate.
-: Yeah, I'm not arguing with that.
(laughs) Flagellate, back away.
-: F-L-A-G-E double L A-T-E.
-: Duh, yeah.
Like self-flagellation is like what that guy did
in DaVinci Code or whatever yeah.
-: My dad. (laughs)
-: Plural noun.
-: Pears? -: Poodles.
-: Just kidding, that doesn't really-
-: Well, you already said cantaloupe.
-: Warp cores?
-: Warp cores. -: Warp cores.
Nebraska, anybody?
Nobody. No, not Nebraska?
-: That's more of a place, right?
-: Yeah, Gutter?
-: Gutter.
-: Wow. -: All right.
-: I know a good pitch when I hear one.
(laughs)
Nebraskas. (laughs)
-: Nebraskans? -: Nebraskans!
Oklahomans.
-: What would be the plural of bat'leth?
-: Oklahomans.
-: How 'bout just bathtubs?
-: Bathtubs. -: There we go.
-: An animal.
-: Tribbles? -: Ooh, (indistinct)
-: Spock's pet that dies.
-: It's like a saber tooth tiger.
-: How about wooly mammoth?
-: Wooly mammoth, great.
-: Kula, what you just picked, animal.
-: Kangaroo. -: Kangaroo.
-: Great, great. Wow. It feels good when it's right.
-: It just clicks into place.
-: Finally, an adjective.
That's all you M., come on, give us an adjective.
-: Boldly, oh, I guess that's an adverb. (beep)
-: M., you're out, Garrick, adjective.
-: Slimy. -: Good.
Oh that's good. -: It's a good one.
-: Slippery, would have been good.
-: I was thinking I was thinking greasy, so we're on-
-: Slimy, slippery, and greasy.
We're gonna use all three.
-: Oh great! -: Oh, yes!
-: That's great, yeah. Just grab us good time in Las Vegas.
-: Yes.
-: Burbank: the Final Cantaloupe.
These are the voyages of the Star Ship-
-: Poodle, it's 94 year mission to-
-: Flagellate strange new warp cores-
-: To seek out new gutter and new bathtubs to-
-: Boldly go where no kangaroo has gone before.
-: Cue, slippery, greasy, and slimy music.
-: Gross.
(laughs)