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<v ->Hey everybody, we're the writers of Lower Decks,</v>

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and we're going play a quick game of Mad Libs.

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You guys ready?

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<v ->We're ready!</v>
<v All>Yeah!</v>

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(low engine roar)

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<v ->Mike McMahon, creator of Star Trek: Lower Decks.</v>

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<v ->Ann Kim.</v>
<v ->M. Willis.</v>

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<v ->Go ahead.</v>
<v ->Garrick Bernard.</v>

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<v ->Chris Kula.</v>

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<v ->Ben T. Rogers, writer, Lower Decks.</v>

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(laughs)
(phaser blasts)

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<v ->Burbank, anybody beat Burbank?</v>

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(laughs)

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Do you have a better one?

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<v ->No, no I was going to say-</v>

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<v ->Well why don't you tell him a noun?</v>

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You can give him a good noun.

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<v ->Oh, cantaloupe.</v>
<v ->Good noun.</v>

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<v ->Cantaloupe, great.</v>

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<v ->Ah, cantaloupe.</v>

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(phaser blasts)

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<v ->Poodle.</v>
<v ->Jamaharon. Poodle?</v>

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<v ->Yeah.</v>
<v ->All right, poodle.</v>

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(laughs)
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<v ->Think of a number.</v>
<v ->94?</v>

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<v ->94, (laughs) Ann jumped on that one.</v>

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She's like (beep) yeah, 94!

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(phaser blasts)

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<v ->Flagellate.</v>

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<v ->Yeah, I'm not arguing with that.</v>

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(laughs)
Flagellate, back away.

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<v ->F-L-A-G-E double L A-T-E.</v>

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<v ->Duh, yeah.</v>

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Like self-flagellation is like what that guy did

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in DaVinci Code or whatever yeah.

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<v ->My dad.
(laughs)</v>

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<v ->Plural noun.</v>

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<v ->Pears?</v>
<v ->Poodles.</v>

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<v ->Just kidding, that doesn't really-</v>

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<v ->Well, you already said cantaloupe.</v>

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<v ->Warp cores?</v>

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<v ->Warp cores.</v>
<v ->Warp cores.</v>

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<v ->Warp cores.</v>

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Nebraska, anybody?

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Nobody. No, not Nebraska?

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<v ->That's more of a place, right?</v>

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<v ->Yeah, Gutter?</v>

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<v ->Gutter.</v>

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<v ->Wow.</v>
<v ->All right.</v>

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<v ->I know a good pitch when I hear one.</v>

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(laughs)

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Nebraskas.
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<v ->Nebraskans?</v>
<v ->Nebraskans!</v>

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Oklahomans.

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<v ->What would be the plural of bat'leth?</v>

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<v ->Oklahomans.</v>

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<v ->How 'bout just bathtubs?</v>

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<v ->Bathtubs.</v>
<v ->There we go.</v>

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<v ->An animal.</v>

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<v ->Tribbles?</v>
<v ->Ooh, (indistinct)</v>

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<v ->Spock's pet that dies.</v>

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<v ->It's like a saber tooth tiger.</v>

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<v ->How about wooly mammoth?</v>

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<v ->Wooly mammoth, great.</v>

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<v ->Kula, what you just picked, animal.</v>

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<v ->Kangaroo.</v>
<v ->Kangaroo.</v>

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<v ->Great, great. Wow. It feels good when it's right.</v>

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<v ->It just clicks into place.</v>

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<v ->Finally, an adjective.</v>

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That's all you M., come on, give us an adjective.

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<v ->Boldly, oh, I guess that's an adverb. (beep)</v>

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<v ->M., you're out, Garrick, adjective.</v>

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<v ->Slimy.</v>
<v ->Good.</v>

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Oh that's good.
<v ->It's a good one.</v>

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<v ->Slippery, would have been good.</v>

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<v ->I was thinking I was thinking greasy, so we're on-</v>

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<v ->Slimy, slippery, and greasy.</v>

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We're gonna use all three.

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<v ->Oh great!</v>
<v ->Oh, yes!</v>

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<v ->That's great, yeah. Just grab us good time in Las Vegas.</v>

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<v ->Yes.</v>

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<v ->Burbank: the Final Cantaloupe.</v>

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These are the voyages of the Star Ship-

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<v ->Poodle, it's 94 year mission to-</v>

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<v ->Flagellate strange new warp cores-</v>

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<v ->To seek out new gutter and new bathtubs to-</v>

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<v ->Boldly go where no kangaroo has gone before.</v>

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<v ->Cue, slippery, greasy, and slimy music.</v>

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<v ->Gross.</v>

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(laughs)