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Captain's log, stardate 57436.2.

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The Cerritos has docked at Douglas Station

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for routine maintenance and re-supply.

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We will soon set course
for the capitol planet

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on the Galar System, where we're
scheduled to make

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second contact with the Galardonian
High Council.

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First contact is a delicate, high
stakes operation

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of diplomacy. One must be
ready for anything

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when humanity's interacting
with an alien race

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for the first time.

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But we don't do that. Our specialty
is second contact.

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Still pretty important, we get all the
paperwork signed,

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make sure we're spelling the name
of the planet right,

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get to know all the good places to eat.

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Oh my God, what are you doing?

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Ah, nothing, nothing, nothing.

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Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no!

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Are you pretending to do a captain's log?

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We're all supposed to keep logs.

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Okay, let me listen to it.

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No, go away, leave me alone.

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I can't believe you're wasting

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your shore leave on this.

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Privacy, please.

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Okay, time to go, come on,

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get out of that little closet.
Let go, come on!

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Are you drunk?

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Yeah dude, you should be too.
I mean, this station

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is amazing, and they have Romulan whisky,

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and I bet you thought it was
gonna be green,

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but it is actually blue, it's this
very beautiful color.

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Romulan whisky is against regulation.

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Yeah, 'cause it's awesome!

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Oh man, they got all sorts of great stuff.

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Oh, oh, come on, check this out.

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Be careful with that!

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Oh yeah, pretty sweet, right?

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Yeah, it's a Klingon
ba, um, ba, uh, bat...

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I don't know, I'm not a scientist,
it doesn't matter,

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shut up. I got it from an old guy

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with an eye patch.

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Come spar with me, come on.

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Oh, we're gonna be Klingons.

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We can have crimped hair,
wrinkled foreheads.

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Worf, Worf, Worf!
<v ->It's got crusty blood on it!</v>

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I love honor!

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<v ->Hey, stop!</v>
<v ->I demand honor!</v>