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Captain's Log

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stardate 574 36.2

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first Contact is a delicate high-stakes operation of diplomacy

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one must be ready for anything.

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Teddy to do a Captain's Log,

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we're all supposed to keep law.

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Okay.

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Let me listen to him

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go away.

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Leave me alone.

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This is the greatest ship I've ever seen

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don't pass out

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exploring strange new worlds and solving space mystery.

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Let's see what I got assigned Holodeck waste removal

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of Klingon prison stuff.

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Whoo-hoo

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and said, do you see a captain's chair?

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Your future I hope so man.

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Hey, if I part my hair like this, do

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I look more promotable

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or less?

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The Cerritos might be falling apart, but that's not

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job to keep it together.

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You are a natural born Warrior.

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Okey-dokey

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and we're here now.

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We're actually

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weighed down here.

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Keep it moving lower decks

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next.

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My senior staff are always up for a challenge.

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Nothing like a cold beer after a smooth second

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contact when I'm talking about.

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Yeah.

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It's better down here where the real action is.

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An elite team,

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we're not really Elite or more like a cool

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Scrappy Underdog

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we are so getting fired for this

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attention.

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All decks

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lives are at stake,

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but our crew is ready and focused.

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This is the new shuttle with the

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build Sublette

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the funnest

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long-range sensors have located a very sexy.

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No,

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you almost face heard me calm down at such

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a

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it was it was set to stun?