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I'll come on I can't believe that

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everybody's played a practical joke on somebody at one

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time or another.

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Not even a little one

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about every food.

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I can't believe that you're telling me that you've

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never tried to pull something even on April Fool's

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Day,

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but for

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it's never funny to the one getting full.

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What can I do for you Constable

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docks? Where is she?

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She's not here.

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You find all this very funny.

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Don't you

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Yuan Dax probably planted together.

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But what

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moving my furniture

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is that what this is all about.

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Someone moved your furniture not someone

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Commander Dax

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she breaks into my quarters while I'm regenerating and

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moves all my furniture out of alignment shifts one

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piece 3 centimeters to the right the next four

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centimeters to the left.

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Not one object in my quarters is where it's

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supposed to be

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and

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is that a bad thing?

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You humanoids are all alike.

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You have no sense of order

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and Dax is the most humanoid person.

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I know

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I needed this.

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You have no idea what I've had to endure

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these past few days

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last night.

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I woke up

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and I found him

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hovering over my bed with a hypospray

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a smattering of photons.

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That's all he is.

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What's that?

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Scanning me.

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computer

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reline voyagers EMH

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you

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remain calm

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emotional Outburst will only aggravate your condition.

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You're stupid underclassmen.

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I've got the edge.

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I'm still 20 years old.

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Look at you.

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You're an old man.

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Well, mr.

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Potts,

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why don't we start at the beginning?

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We're at the arcade, sir.

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Bolin die

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you see what was always making fun of me?

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I figured I'd get them back

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slow down.

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We program the game for an ordinary laser tool.

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I told willing this is laser pistol.

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Look kind of funny

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looks like real one

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when I went behind the trees.

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I put the balloon into my vest

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and then then you made your nine-year-old brother.

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Believe that he'd killed you.

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Yes, sir.

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Then he ran away.

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Yes, sir.

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I'd while he was hiding.

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He ate the fruit of a Cove.

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Paul

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was just a joke, sir.

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I didn't think this was gonna happen.

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I thought you promised to re you doing

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nothing marked.

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Can I ask you something else? Harry,

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please

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you like to kiss me.

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Is that a trick question?

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Holy mother of God.

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He turns into some kind of liquid.

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Maybe this isn't such a good idea.

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Watch the front door be right back

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found it.

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It's all meal.

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I feel it from the replicator

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very funny.

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computer

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remove the plaque

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I must confess.

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I am

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uncertain as to why someone falling into freezing water

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is amusing.

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Oh with all in good fun date

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fun

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fun.

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I do not understand

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live in the moment

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do something unexpected

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get it.

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That was not funny.