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started

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Captain Johnathan pray like reporting for Duty put your

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real name

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before you put the hell on screen.

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I'm just gonna

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adjust your voice modulation because I do not like

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this setting.

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Okay, that's much better gigabyte USS

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bs+

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nearly, but I'm trying to butter you an Android

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to on buzzing it.

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I'm trying to bust out with my screen like

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that.

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That's how much

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Bad guy talk

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Captain I'm sending this is

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the things right down.

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You know, what's funny?

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All right,

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that's a break like to security.

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There's a ship ahead and we all know what's

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happening with that s***.

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Hell the ship

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do what

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he'll the ship.

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Oh, let me start on the screen.

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Ahaha

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scream

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boom.

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Did it go?

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What's up? Y'all? We're

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Black men can't jump in Hollywood.

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I'm Jonathan burlock.

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I'm dry Milligan.

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I'm James 2/3

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and we have a Netflix show coming out called

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astronomy club the sketch on December 6 baby.

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Check it out on Netflix is going to be

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lit.

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Watch it.

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Robbing a lobster.

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He robbed from the rich and give to the

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white my brother

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right now.

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This

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is our first Contact

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what a sound this move.

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My first contact with Star Trek was with my

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family watching Star Trek next Generation because literally we

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like grew up on Star Trek.

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We watch next Generation.

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We watch Deep Space 9 we watch Voyager the

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episode.

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I remember the most and I did not look

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this up to

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remember exactly what it was.

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I was scared out of my mind.

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It was like an episode where

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some virus or something at taken over the ship

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and everyone was becoming like not like an

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obese or is I don't know they were like

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you can you know what I'm talking about because

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I think

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no one and I was scared out of my

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funk.

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I think my point of contact was drastically different.

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Okay.

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Am I was like out of necessity?

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All right, like my grandmother lived in the country.

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He didn't have cable.

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So I hate it going there because it was

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nothing to watch on TV.

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Right

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and I'm old enough that

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UPN which was a network or existed.

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That's right.

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Yeah, and they would play

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Star Trek next Generation.

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The Next Generation had a cowboy episode

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data was the bad guy.

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He was like the woman in the saloon

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and like he just was everywhere in the episode.

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I remember

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Every time I go to my grandma's house,

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that's all she said.

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Yeah,

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just remember I just reminded me that

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I also did not have cable.

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So

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it wasn't always

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my first memory of Star Trek is watching Generations

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on HBO

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because I had cake

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wow,

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but now that's not even just cable that's

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like pretty much of a premium

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but that is my first memory.

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I loved that movie

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and it was crazy about it is it is

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self-referential like data is experiencing emotions for the first

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time.

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I'm

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and

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I remember having an understanding of like oh, right.

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He's a robot but like not having a semblance

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of like what his life was like before that,

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you know,

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but the thing that I loved about generation specifically

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is

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the implications of like what the Nexus is and

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like what things are possible.

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I remember thinking that was beautiful and like

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Kirk sort of experiencing

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two deaths

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was

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was yeah.

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It's really

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powerful to me.

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Yeah.

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That was real cool you watch that on your

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premium cable.

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Yep, that's great.

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That's right.

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Listen.

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I'm not glad y'all

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Whoopi Goldberg.

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You don't make no sense because it's whippy.

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What we'll be doing in space otherwise would be

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in space.

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It was the first time I probably experience like

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being taken out of the world of like a

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show because I'm a kid and I know who

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will be going

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because you don't understand the concept of characters.

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I remember

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understand when I say this it will sound very

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dumb,

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but when Barberton was on I was like how

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cool The Kids Honey

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guess what bad

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I like.

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How did he

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how did he

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what he

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This pay you thought they was Kunta Kinte cuz

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I knew I knew Kunta first I knew

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so my my crazy that you knew that went

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to a school and is like we like Roots

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like my coach was important things.

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I knew kuta

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then.

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I knew Reading Rainbow

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then I knew Star Trek you watch

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Roots before Reading Rainbow school was well, they were

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like you got a lot and my grandma had

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like the VHS has I feel like that was

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the order that I feel

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like

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Snap is a big deal,

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but then he on Star Trek

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and he's just chilling

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hanging with day.

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Data,

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like forever because him and they don't always and

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he had cool shady.

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I don't recall being that confused you think about

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how crazy that is.

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If you like a little blanket Seeley

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and koota are in a scene together talking about

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space not sealing Kunta

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Seeley

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and Coos are talking about space.

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This is

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don't make no sense.

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This is why I like Deep Space Nine so

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much to do space - totally underrated

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and it had a black lead of the show

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True

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now, I'll tell you this you were talking about

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Cuca Dave the dude Avery

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played.

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Tom and

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Uncle Tom's Cabin, uh, like a tell him who's

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a movie

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and I was like, no that's this good

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wait, so cuz I didn't see these wait not

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this place not so he wasn't the captain.

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He was just a manager.

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He gets

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he gets home.

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Okay? Okay, so let me get this straight.

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So my main stars off he wasn't a cat

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he was an assistant manager.

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He was a vice president.

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Okay.

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Listen,

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who else started not a captain?

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Nobody

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ain't nobody

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nobody it was started not a captive.

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Well, I was gonna say Discovery

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sanika also starts is not a captain.

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She is the

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I'm not gonna say that knows

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but you know what though?

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They became captain and that's all the time.

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You know what she became you to Captain she

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became

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there's a

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great and Living Color sketch the wrath of Farrakhan.

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They've always plays

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a spare cot and he comes out and he

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goes to her and he's like, well, I'm sitting

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over here on the side sister.

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You need to be at the phone.

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He is the back of your nappy wig

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Starfleet.

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Now.

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Wait a second

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make me so mad.

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I was like

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no she's an iconic character and he's like nah

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system.

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You need to be up front and she does

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and that room at like could ever live.

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Mr.

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Lee.

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I was Jordy where you forge? Oh my God.

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Memories are funny.

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Actually.

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My mom

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made like

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just like a homemade like Star Trek uniform with

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this thing.

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And gave me a visor for my head when

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we went to see first Contact a premier first

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Contact in New York City

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and that movie

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blew my mind

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see

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Star Trek was very instrumental

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in crafting my like

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imagination for

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you know, the world

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TV

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can make you and movies you can go to

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so many different places.

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You know what I mean? He's trying to encourage

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them to listen.

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Why you looking I'm trying to say to you.

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Why is your America? Okay,

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where's that music coming is that

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If you

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are

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just always your mind to

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the Ted talk you can imagine anything

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you can be anyone

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doesn't matter your skin color

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your gender.

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Maybe black.

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Yeah, work your way up.

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You might have to work your way up, but

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you'll get there one day

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you'll get there one day

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Oprah.

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I think we saw him last week.

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Yeah,

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I think

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we about to die Captain we have to die.

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We're gonna die started it way back that died.

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What sediment

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I met him last week.

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Captain's Log.

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Yeah,

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can I talk is it just for you? Yeah,

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it's the Captain's Log.

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It's all right for me.

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You have to work your way up first first

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lieutenant slow know

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how you know how he'll just

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Android long

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left and right.

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All right.

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stop