Hello everyone and welcome to the Star Trek holiday
gift guide.
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I'm Tamara.
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I'm Ben Rogers.
Then aren't you a writer on the upcoming Star
Trek series?
I am I'm a writer on the new animated
series Star Trek lower decks a cool kind of
details.
Can you share I mean fans are dying to
know what they can expect.
Oh, yeah.
It's in the future.
People are getting phased all the time.
We reveal gorn's believe in Catholicism.
And now it's gonna be crazy.
They're on
A ship it's called the Cerritos.
We don't give it all away
because of the holidays right around the corner whether
your DieHard fan or you have yet to have
your first Contact we got something for everyone
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We know can get pretty tricky finding the perfect
gift.
It's a nightmare for me is it?
Oh, yeah.
Well, I'm terrible at it.
That's why I'm here.
Yeah exactly where we're making it easy for everyone
that does find it hard to find gifts.
We're trying to help you
and you guys can help us.
Yeah.
What do you like getting for the holidays
all sorts of hats
hats? Okay.
Yeah
specific kind of hats like
Whether hats are just fun hat mostly whether hats
and but you throw in a fun hat.
I'm not going to be disappointed sweet-looking this memorable
gift.
You've ever gotten most memorable gift I've ever gotten
probably a comic book that somebody drew me in
2006.
So you became a comic book character.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah,
very thoughtful.
I like that.
All right, for those of you that can't draw
comic book characters.
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then.
It's like magic.
They just beamed in.
Oh my gosh,
they're beautiful.
Look at these.
It's Kirk but he's a cat.
He's in his green outfit.
Only Captain's we're
on the chairs got a little divot.
He goes right in
do you love cats?
Do you like Star Trek? That's like 90% of
Star Trek fans.
Of course you getting get these it's based on
the artwork by Jenny.
These statues are perfectly adorable for cat fans and
checkers like
the sculptures reimagine Kirk and Spock as adorable cats
posed as if they were leading the Enterprise to
seek out bold new worlds in pursuit of knowledge
and catnip Scott.
He's a little he's a little bit of a
thicker cat.
He's drinking
his booze.
I guess the Lash cat apparently.
Yeah, and they got little
transporter Bay
pads that they're hanging out on
Loki.
I like his style though with the booze in
hand with
With the booze
holidays and then of course Spock is doing the
Vulcan salute and he's a lanky guy.
They nailed it.
I feel like when you're writing you can maybe
even use these for info on the series.
Yeah, that would be a good idea to just
throw them on my desk and like talk to
him and talk stories out.
So yeah get these for your own home and
you can talk to them and they can be
your best friends.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
It's magic.
I love living in the future.
I don't Star Trek products.
Just beam in and out.
I know can't be mad at that and you
can celebrate your love of
Strange new worlds life and civilizations with this gorgeous
Star Trek ships of the line Starfleet collage.
That's beautiful, isn't it? It's really pretty actually
the 11 by 16 acrylic design is perfect decoration
for any wall table or desk and it's a
lovely look at the ships that populate the Star
Trek universe.
I mean, I want one for my wall table
and desk this also something you could probably put
at your desk while you're writing and get inspired.
Yeah, but then I want one on the wall
to so when I spin my chair around I
also have one to stare at on my wall
inspiration everywhere.
Yeah.
And the table just so I can like e
and look at my Starfleet collage
speak of Starfleet funny.
You should mention it.
We actually have the Starfleet Academy certificate you can
sign up online.
So if you ever wish you had a diploma
from Starfleet Academy Now ulama from anywhere.
Yeah true.
If you don't have any diplomas we got you
covered.
This is the easiest way to get a diploma
with this you can kind of do whatever you
want.
You can practice medicine.
I think not sure if that's true.
But that's
true.
Yeah, or you can just hang it on your
wall to proudly display your fandom.
That you graduated Starfleet with honors, right? I'd get
kicked out of the academy so fast.
Yeah,
I feel like you would not from being like
a
bad kid or and I just bad at math.
I feel like I would graduate with honors.
I think you would
drive me nuts.
Yeah.
He probably hate me in school, but
crazy I would get stabbed in the heart.
True fans would know what I'm talking about.
All right happened to Picard
got stabbed in a bar in the heart.
Anyway, we're talking holidays.
Obviously, we're including a few binge worthy collection
when you get fully sick of hanging out with
your family.
What else is better than just zoning out and
watching TV.
That's what I do and I love it.
So
I want to watch Star Trek.
Are you guys can start off with the season
to Blu-ray of Star Trek Discovery.
It features all 14 episodes too short tracks and
four hours of featurettes,
including audio commentaries and a gag reel
the discovery fan in your life will be thrilled
to revisit the second season ahead of 2020.
You know, I gotta see that gag reel
when you see aliens saying crazy stuff on the
gag reel
think pays for itself.
Well, if that's not your cup of tea, then
the card movie and TV collection is as a
TNG devotees gear up for Star Trek Picard gift
them the ultimate Picard collection as a reminder of
the heroic journey
of Jean-Luc Picard.
I love Picard can't get enough of the guy.
I'm psyched for the new show
and
this is like a best of speaking of Best
of the Best of Both Worlds.
It's like
high point in TNG era
chain of command
for lights.
It actually features all four movies Generations first Contact
Insurrection and Nemesis
as well as two-part episodes The Best of Both
Worlds
and chain of command
and there's a little comic book in here too.
So you're really getting a lot.
I know what you're thinking.
Why don't I just stream this Bend
because it comes with a comic book.
Yeah.
This is pretty awesome,
you know and whatever bunker you're watching this and
you don't get service you gotta
Throwing the Blu-ray.
All right, you don't get Wi-Fi down there.
If you really aren't a bunker.
Maybe you should get both you're going to get
bored.
And you do need both.
I mean we got Carter right here.
We couldn't afford to have them
actually like say anything
but just have his presence here
feels good.
It comforts me.
I wish there was a Picard behind me all
the time.
There can be
the Blu-rays aren't your thing then why don't you
get yourself? Some of these amazing books? We have
the USS Enterprise.
It's an illustrated handbook.
There's two of them got all the ships.
Maybe
you want to know about Jefferies tubes.
We all do
Jefferies tubes.
We got detailed charts and stuff.
Jefferies tube sound awesome.
Yeah, you're one of the first person to tell
me that
really everything you could possibly want to know.
This is your one-stop-shop
reference guide to these iconic Federation vessels.
What were the
uniforms like in the 22 70s?
Well, you have your answer
all the discovery drawings.
It's beautiful.
This is good.
I mean when you got nothing to talk to
your uncle about you bust this baby out and
you start talking about gorn's
you're going to love it.
All right.
Well, we also have the Star Trek the Next
Generation warped
and engaging Guide to the never aired eighth
season.
So if you're a real Star Trek nerd you
probably follow Star Trek
TNG season 8
on Twitter
written by Mike McMahan
my boss.
If you don't buy this book, he's gonna fight
Fire me
guys.
Please buy it.
I need to eat.
Yeah.
All right,
it's funny.
It's all sorts of crazy stuff what Berkeley at
a sauna?
All right.
It's in this book.
You guys don't don't make them go homeless.
Do me a favor.
I'm gonna have my boss down my neck
after the holidays are over.
It's time to set your New Year resolutions
and you can say that $40 a month gym
membership and let Body by Starfleet be your personal
trainer.
I did do that.
I threw away my gym membership.
I
Should have canceled first because now I can't find
any of my information
but I'm just using the book and I'm in
the shape of my life.
Now that you've mentioned that you're in the shape
of your life.
Why don't we pick one of these things and
you can teach me how to do it
Dan at Roy's active listeners and it's sort of
a neck exercise
the so you just
feels not that
I'm glad you canceled your gym membership for this
exercise.
Yeah.
I never did that at the gym.
And now I'm doing it every day and my
neck is in phenomenal shape.
You gotta pay the price.
Alright.
Alright guys.
Well, this fully Illustrated guide Bridges the Nexus between
stasis and health
and provides practical and fun activities for fans of
all ages and physical abilities
so they can boldly
live long
and prosper.
Do I kind of look like Teen Wolf and
this
you could just be a team player and say
I look like Teen Wolf and make me sleep
easier tonight.
I don't lie to people.
All right.
We have
first off the Star Trek diamond pendant.
Oh, wow.
I mean diamonds really like when you're ready to
lock.
Down beautiful gift for the Starfleet officer in your
life.
This is a Luxe take on the iconic star
Fleet emblem
the set of design will allow wearers to go
to warp speed with a gorgeous accessory to their
outfit.
And yes, it is Starfleet uniform
approved
and it's not just for anybody this for the
special person in your life.
I buy a ton of them
usually second date.
I'll give one of those out.
Wow in the second date.
Yeah.
I do.
I move too fast
for some maybe not
that'll probably secure third day.
You would think so
so far not so much.
Much
but distance is key.
Yeah
might be better for you.
Well, if the Starfleet pendant doesn't work, how about
this
ugly Christmas sweater? I mean
ugly to some
you can't Wreck the Halls.
I like puns.
I'm a big fan of this product.
Actually.
I love it.
We got some phasers on here.
We got some
TOS phasers
Trek the Halls.
This thing's great.
That's a warm to so if you live in
a colder climate, you stay cozy.
Yeah if you
you know,
Got to pay your heating because you spent all
your money on Star Trek Blu-rays or on
diamond pendants.
Yeah,
or you know, you didn't promote your bosses book
enough and they come up all your utilities
throw this thing on
you'll be a okay
because this warm
all that money that your boss will give you
for plugging his book.
You can put in this money clip.
Oh, yeah, you gotta put the Big Bill's on
the outside.
We still got money on this timeline.
Yeah exactly.
What working on credit it actually like really weighty.
I like it.
It makes me feel
Ulrich
feel like there should be money in it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, this is heavier than some gold plated latinum
for all my friends be friends.
This actually hang out at the casino.
People know you're the real deal.
You can also get the matching cuff links.
So you can really
Jazz up your shirt.
I like a wedding or something.
You
pop your shirt out a little bit you bust
out the Starfleet Insignia,
man.
You'll be the Talk of the Town if you
will.
Maybe
you'll pick up a bride.
Made and you can give her a diamond pendant.
I like
the romantic way your mind works.
You know, I try.
For the adult Trek fan who likes to spend
a little extra time at quarks bar.
We have got the spirit for you.
I feel like any of these would work for
me.
But
yeah, I mean
if you're Star Trek fan, you know wine is
a huge part of Picard's backstory.
So celebrate the fact that
your brother didn't die in a fire
and your family's happy and together
them to death
and you didn't get the bad news while you
were in a Horatio Hornblower outfit.
Drink up on chateau pcard wine.
I said it like Q says it I guys
L Star Trek wise as a mission to produce
small batch and limited edition collectible wines that fans
want to own
and their latest offering celebrates both the original series
and the upcoming Star Trek Picard.
It's actually a two pack of wine which includes
a 2016 Chateau Picard
crew Bourgeois Bordeaux from the actual Chateau Picard in
France,
and there's actually a 2017 Special Reserve United Federation
of planets old fine.
I'm Zinfandel.
So whether your christening a ship or sipping after
a holiday dinner, you definitely won't regret this purchase.
It's a cool bottle and I could see myself
chugging this and just yelling and program
in a room by myself
and nothing happening.
We also have these wine bundles for you.
We have the travel set and the home set.
So the Chateau bakar travel bundle includes to stemless
wine glasses.
They actually come with these wine discs
and a corkscrew and this wine tote and these
are plastic.
You can take it to the park.
Oh great.
Yes.
I'm always trying to go to drink.
Yeah, I'm always trying to get wine in the
park and I poured all over the place.
I am lost without a wind disc.
Yes,
so you put it in and then you can
pour cleanly so when you're out in a legal
place where you can drink you can look a
little classy.
Yeah, not like me just shutting out of the
bottle.
I'm tossing wine all over the place
I have for those of you that are a
little fancier you can do the ad home bundle
and it comes with the glass.
Timeless wine glasses
and also comes with the wind disc.
So once again, you're safe
and The Cutting Board and a corkscrew
that cheese board is very classy and
I got to pick me up one of them.
What's nicer than some wine and cheese.
I don't know maybe some
Romulan ale
But
for those of you that have been hanging out
with your families, but this whole holiday season and
need something a little stiffer than Wine.
We have the James T Kirk straight bourbon, whiskey
and actually open this box up because it looks
it's a pretty cool nice
box.
I mean just that alone is worth getting it
from me.
Very nice.
It's from Silver Screen bottling comes a whiskey inspired
by one of starfleet's greatest captains
aging and range from 4 to 12 years old
each small batch releases exhibits
depth and richness
the perfect gift.
The whiskey-drinking Jim Kirk fan in your life.
Yeah, he was always drinking whiskey
everybody knows that his eyes were fine.
If you know but Trek fan who's more of
a vodka fan like Ensign Chekov ten-forward vodka is
a great gift.
Not only is it delicate enough to be either
drunk straight or added to a favorite cocktail
ten-forward vodka even has gone to space.
It's the drink of the future.
Yeah, you'll be talking like check off.
If you start drinking this stuff.
You'll be saying wessels instead of vessels.
You'll be slurring your speech.
Each a little bit
and it's going to be a good time.
Now.
This stuff's been to space
true
my kind of vodka.
Yeah, I only drink stuff that's been to space
any kind of liquid
if
your water hasn't been to space.
I'm not drinking it.
That's just me.
I mean, yes,
am I thirsty a lot
your standards are very high.
You got to keep him high
you got to respect yourself and I do and
only space stuff for me
know your worth.
We have these items help you on your hunt
for the perfect.
Vic gift we hope your holidays are as picture-perfect
as Picard's
until guinan
walks in on your fantasy and pulls you out
of
the
time ribbon.
That's what he was in right
live long and prosper qapla.
CBS locks me in a little cage.
Yep, and they only let me out to make
Vulcan Pon Farr jokes
or sell Star Trek merchandise, so I'm happy to
be here
and let loose a little bit.